Bulletins From The Garlic

Obama Announces New “Simulate-Stimulate” Economy

The new program will make it seem that spending on public and social programs is increasing even while it is being further cut while aiding financial markets through a new “circum-sequestration” model which will spend even more for israel and even less on America using the “simulate-stimulate” accounting technique to aid in consumer commodity consumption without any money or credit.

 “With proper advertising mind management techniques and psycho-mass massaging consciousness control, we can assure continued economic growth even while losing more money by the microsecond” said new FedHead Ernie Madoff, who is really not related to Bernie Madoff, he insists.

Trenton Quarantino’s new film “Niggers, Spics,Faggots, Kikes and Ragheads” breaks box office records in first weekend showings.

Several minority - identity groups have threatened to sue the radical director for not including them in his latest hit.

 “This is an artistic hate crime” said Julio Messerschmitt, spokesperson for German Latinos United “ and we will take this all the way to the Supreme Court if we can't get a hearing in Small Claims.”

When asked how he gets away with using such derogatory hate crime labels for minorities in his films, Quarantino replied " I always employ enough nigger, spic, faggot, kike and raghead actors to overcome any problems with the politically correct people. This is America and the fucking free market rules and you get what you fucking pay for. In this fucking business, if you’re economically fucking correct, you can screw fucking politics.”

Hollywood has nominated Quarantino for an Oscar in the “Best Fucking Director” category. One of his favorite actors, Hamuel Johnson, has called Quarantino  “the best motherfucking director in the history of this cocksucking industry, and you faggot critics can quote me on that.”