Tuesday, December 31, 2013
Thursday, December 26, 2013
American Punk Band Murdered!
“Obama is a faggot
Hillary’s a
dike
Biden is a
maggot
And Jesus was a
kike”
Shortly after singing these shocking lyrics from the altar
of St Patrick’s Cathedral in New York City, members of the topless tattooed
female rightwing punk rock band “ Twat Rebellion” were savagely beaten by an
angry mob of Catholics, Liberals and maintenance workers. Their brutalized
bodies were then dragged to the Fifth Avenue Synagogue where a crowd of angry
Zionists led by the Jewish Defense League finished stomping them to death while
singing “Hava Nagila”.
The swastika wearing profanity spouting women had become a
fixture at rallies for nazi, atheist and anti-tax causes but though all their
performances involved disrespect directed at symbols of American virtue and
charm, this was the first time they had taken over a religious venue to indulge
in such hate speech attempts at corrupting liberal family values.
The reaction
was criticized by many who also deemed it forgivable under the circumstances. “Hate
speech can never be tolerated and when it is used in a holy, sacred environment
like a church or temple it is understandable that an angry crowd might exercise
vigilant justice,” said a representative of Freedom of Speech Except For Some
People In Special Circumstances. “We at FOSEFSPISC defend our cherished
American values but when they are used to counter those cherished American
values they become un-cherishable and un-American.”
Friday, December 20, 2013
WOWEE WOW WOW!
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Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Obamas, Biden to Skip the Winter Olympics in Russia: World Rejoices
A spokesperson for the RIC (Real International Community) said " We will have much less fear of terrorist attack now that prime targets will not be attending."
Sunday, December 15, 2013
Arrogance Defined
US, Chinese Warships Nearly Collide in S. China Sea
Agence France-Presse
Excerpt: "The USS Cowpens, a guided missile cruiser, was forced to maneuver to avoid a collision with the Chinese ship that had crossed directly in front of it and halted, according to naval officers and defense officials."
The "South China Sea"? Doesn't the master race of chosen people of the exceptional USA own that? How dare these subhumans interfere with our peace-seeking missiles!
Agence France-Presse
Excerpt: "The USS Cowpens, a guided missile cruiser, was forced to maneuver to avoid a collision with the Chinese ship that had crossed directly in front of it and halted, according to naval officers and defense officials."
The "South China Sea"? Doesn't the master race of chosen people of the exceptional USA own that? How dare these subhumans interfere with our peace-seeking missiles!
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Bulletins!!!
Will Handshake With Castro Lead to Headache for Obama?
President Obama's
gesture to Raúl Castro of Cuba at the memorial for Nelson Mandela
instantly raised questions about its deeper meaning.
Possible gay marriage ? Who gets the kids?
Obama, George W. Bush and Hillary Clinton Share Flight to South Africa
By MICHAEL D. SHEAR
A former
president, a current president and a potential candidate for president
shared Air Force One for the flight to South Africa.
In reaction,Mandelas body said to shiver, twitch and violently heave.
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
The Nuclear Menace: Iran? Are You Serious? Or Delirious?
While alleged representatives of american democracy foam at
the mouth over the fictional threat of an Iranian nuclear weapon, the real
world existence of thousands of such weapons passes almost without notice, most
especially those held by religious fanatics whose narrative leans heavily on
potential doom coming at any moment and whose reality seems to work for just
that end. But that’s only in the eyes, ears and forcibly emptied minds of many
western consumer-citizens, occupied with going into debt for the holy days of
shopping and left with little time to contemplate material reality, especially
since it is rarely presented to them in an individually understandable and
socially coherent form.
After wreaking havoc on the democratic process in Iran many
years ago when the USA and Britain conspired to destroy an elected government
and replace it with a royal puppet of the west, the Iranian revolution of 1979
placed that nation on a hate list on a par with the old Soviet Union. In fact,
these Muslims were painted as possibly bigger threats to mindless consumption
and earth raping than the evil commies since they were driven by faith in god,
something the west only uses for political manipulation of its voting
consumers.
Sincere belief in a religious moral code among a people with
real grievances against the west was quite frightening. The attacks on Iran
since 1979 have been ongoing and deadly, both in financing wars against that
nation and organizing political economic crimes that can take as many lives as
a war.
Any efforts by Iran to take its place among others in what
passes for an international community, that is, to actually participate in the
creation of a real global community of nations, has been met by furious
opposition in the west. It should be understood that “the west” amounts to the
USA, Israel and its few lapdogs in Europe. Israel is not physically located in
the west but it plays a western role in the fading but still deadly neo-colonial
control of international majorities by a minority deeming themselves chosen
people-master race-exceptional nations, and this with no evidence to back their
alleged superiority except their massive military power able to waste millions
of lives.
This is like a 400 lb brute pillaging, raping and murdering
while considering himself a god for pleasuring and having power over so many
women and not noticing that they are now armed, their numbers have grown and that
he is close to being surrounded by them. Unfortunately, once he does notice,
his desperate irrational fear and wrath will cause him to rape and murder even
more - while insisting he is spreading more joy - until he is finally subdued.
That is a simple description of the global situation as imperial capital,
threatened as never before, strives to survive not only in its usual bloody
fashion but even more dangerously by increasingly couching its crimes in the
language of democracy and diplomacy.
Humanity - not just Iranians - needs to maintain hope for a
better future, but also to be far more careful and wary of the growing danger
even as possibilities for success grow. The empire is under stress everywhere
and it is straining to maintain itself at any cost, however cosmetic the
language employed by its leadership and their puppets. There may never have been
a time of greater hope for the human race but conversely, humanity has never
been living under the threat represented by a dying system which could take all
of us down with it. National identity, such as presently strived for in Iran
and countless other places formerly entirely under the boot heel of capital may
be an important short term step in the direction of salvation, but
internationalism is the giant step we need to take towards a better future for
all.
The problem we
confront is international and its solution will ultimately call for a
democratic internationalism such as the world has never known before. Without
it, we may face a future far more bleak than the worst forecasts of the present.
Problem: Climate Change Solution: System Change
As if there weren’t already more than enough evidence to
convince thoughtful people of the problem, the recently concluded U.N.
sponsored meetings on Climate Change made it crystal clear:
Political economic fossils fueled by the upper 1% give the
99%’s tax dollars to corporate fossil fuel polluters for amassing ever greater
private profits at ever more threatening loss to the public. Mumbled
acknowledgment of the problem while continuing to make it worse according to
the dictates of a system they either knowingly protect or ignorantly support,
made it clear to activists and many government officials who stormed out of the
meeting that a life threatening political economy must be changed if humanity
is to survive.
That can be
hard to understand among a population still consuming like there’s no tomorrow
and doing so at the advertising developed lust dictated by a system for which
there really is no tomorrow.
But when even the new pope adds a loud voice to the growing
numbers of critical people already paying a heavy price for treating the
environment like a profit making commodity for master race-chosen people-exceptional
nation minority members of the human race, maybe a turning point in
consciousness has been reached. You’d never know that if you just hear most
government leaders and their stenographers in corporate media. Since that is
what most people hear, the problem grows worse even as its solutions seem more
obvious.
As increasing numbers of critics note, we cannot continue
the commodity cult of capitalism that is wasting lives and the environment on
which all life depends, in pursuit of increasing profits for a relative few
while increasing losses leading to despair, suffering and possible doom for
life itself.