In Praise of Job Creators

The American Bu$ine$$man's Ten Steps to Product Development

1. Can I cut corners in the design?

2. Can it be shoddily built?

3. Can I use cheap materials?

4. Will it create hazards for my workers?

5. Will it harm the environment?

6. Can I evade the safety laws?

7. Will children die from it?

8. Can I overprice it?

9. Can it be falsely advertised?

10. Will it force smaller competitors out of business?

Excellent. Let's get busy.

-----George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty