Toilet instructions for armed police at US Capitol

Armed police officers in Washington DC are being trained in how to use public toilets without leaving guns behind.The US Capitol police have accidentally left their guns in the building's toilets three times in 2015.

The officers involved have been disciplined. One gun was found by a child.

"We are now providing additional training on what to do when you have to go to the bathroom," Capitol Police Chief Kim C Dine told Congress.


Among the lessons for officers needing toilet training:

do not point gun at genitals while urinating

make sure no tell tale drippings remain on your pants

only use toilet paper to blow your nose before, not after wiping

wash hands before leaving

resume menacing patrol stance, glare at potential perps, and try not to look like a fucking asshole