BULLETIN: TRANNIES IN, MACHOS OUT, WARS OVER?

 USA BREAKING NEWS

Plan Would Let Transgender People Serve Openly in Military

Macho men quit serving, refusing to invade, kill, main, bomb, burn, rape or capture foreigners while in the company of cross-dressing gender fluid non-heteronormatives.

Global Peace Community rejoices. 

Global War Community perplexed. 

Markets react sadly, take meds, rise, then sink, then collapse.