Presidential Bulletins From The Garlic

Liberal Billionaires Back Oprah Winfrey For President

Conservative Billionaires Urge Charles Barkley Oppose Winfrey

Silicon Valley Billionaires Suggest Monica Lewinsky For President

Fundamentalist Fanatic Billionaires Urge Ayn Rand Posthumous Run for Empress Of Universe

Millionaires Demand Radical Change and Support Honey Boo Boo

American Majority Collectively Vomits In Effort To Drown Oligarchs, Then Threatens Establishing Democracy

Dow Jones Falls To - 40 Gazillion