Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Bulletin! Trump Is Putin's Puppet After All!

Crack Legalienate Editorial Team Wins First-Ever Nobel Prize For Logic

Evidence:

1. Trump Opposes Natural Gas Deal Between Russia and Germany 

2. Trump Menaces Russia With U.S. Warships In The Black Sea

3. Trump Has Ongoing Military Build-Up On Russia's Border, Including Nukes

4. Trump Endorses Israeli Annexation of Syria's Golan Heights, Raising Chances of Igniting a Terminal Conflict With Russia

5. Trump Is Trying To Overthrow Venezuelan Government Against Putin's Wishes

6. Trump Is Increasing Severity Of Sanctions Against Russia

7. Trump Is Sending Arms To Anti-Russia Rebels In Ukraine

8. Trump Is Withdrawing From Key Nuclear Treaty With Russia (INF)

9. Trump Is Criticized By Putin For Withdrawing From Iran Nuclear Deal

10. Trump Is Expanding NATO, an explicitly anti-Russia military alliance

Conclusion:

Trump Is Putin's Puppet

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