The Most Important Election Since The Big Bang

Voting for Trump means driving 70 m.p.h. straight into a brick wall, dying instantly. 

Voting for Biden means driving into the brick wall at 50 m.p.h. and surviving - with a severed spinal cord, crushed rib cage, and caved in skull; helpless and paralyzed, soaking in a puddle of my own waste. 

Don’t say there’s no difference! Vote responsibly.