Wednesday, December 29, 2021

Bulletin! Fauci's Fascist Plot Enslaving Us All

"Show me your papers." These ominous words are now being docilely accepted throughout the once Free World by hopelessly obedient "sheeple" eager to make themselves slaves of Anthony Fauci.

In a desperate effort to fight back, and thanks to the steady stream of butt-coin provided by Legalienate's faithful readers, our intrepid reporters have uncovered a raft of horrifying human rights abuses stemming from the Chief Medical Adviser's increasingly Hitlerian philosophy. (Those easily triggered should read no further.)

Hard as it may be to believe, library patrons are now prohibited from checking out books unless they can show they are authorized to do so. Erratic drivers face demands that they show papers authorizing them to be on the roadway and insured against accident. Job applicants encounter near universal mandates requiring papers verifying their employment and credit histories. Senior citizens cannot access pension income or medical care unless they first reveal their assigned national ID number! Professionals are humiliated by requirements to show "licenses" authorizing them to work in their chosen fields. Even simple visitors to daycare centers or schools have to check in at the front office and justify their presence on the premises.

May those seeking relief from this galloping totalitarian madness be forewarned. They will be required to hand over green papers (the only authorized color!) if they wish to buy aspirin or alka-seltzer at the local pharmacy.   

This can only end in a universal dungeon state under the direct personal control of Anthony Fauci.                                            


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