Pentagon Study Sees Sharp Rise in Sexual Assaults:Urges Warfare As Best Solution To Problem

Pentagon Study Sees Sharp Rise in Sexual Assaults

 

The study estimated that the number of people in the military who were sexually assaulted in the 2012 fiscal year rose to 26,000, from 19,000 in the same period a year before.

The Joint Chiefs of Staff, along with congress, the president and the NRA urged immediate invasion of Syria, Iran and other enemies so that our military might rape and murder foreigners instead of American citizens.

 "There's no better way to occupy the minds of our troops than invasion and mass murder of foreigners. This may not afford safety to all American women, but at least those in the military will be able to concentrate on murdering others instead of protecting themselves from sexual assault" said an unidentified multi-cultural spokesperson of color from the Pentagon.