President Shocks DC Press Corps and Israeli Knesset at press conference: Wears Propeller Yarmulke, Waves False Flag, Uses More Cliches Than Usual

 

We are pushing the envelope and remaining transparent but I must say, uh, that we can no longer kick the can down the road and if a red line is crossed it, uh, will be a game changer that forces an agonizing reappraisal of all our options which have been on the table since Israel (blessed be her name) placed them there and, uh, we may have to put american boots on the ground , uh, if chemical use can be traced beyond our own and Israel’s (blessed be her name) and we find genocidal use of weapons of mass destruction , uh, by other forces of the axis of evil, like iran, Syria and North Korea that threaten Israel  (blessed be her name) we will act with all due diligence to, uh,  rectify…uh, what was the question..?