Facebook Bans President, Congress, Pentagon, Military
Industrial Complex, Joint Chiefs of Staff, Army, Navy, Air Force and Corporate
Media For Their Violence and Hate Crimes.
Go-Fuck-Me online group immediately offers aid, raises twelve
dollars in first day of fund raising, resolves not to eat or feed pets until
Anti-Social media regains its senses.
United Nations breaks out in largest public celebration
since the end of World War Two. Representatives of overwhelming global majority
dance, sing and give finger to embarrassed American delegation, reduced to
hiding under desks while gaining better views of female aides’ legs.
Hillary and husband join with Donald and wife and leap off
Empire State Building observation deck in protest. World community
rejoices.
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