Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Armed Intruder at White House Got to East Room

"   Omar J. Gonzalez, who jumped the White House fence this month,  made it far deeper into the mansion than previously disclosed, overpowering a Secret Service agent inside the North Portico entrance..."

Truther Alert!

another "false flag" attack to dupe the sheeple (who know so much less than you) that we need martial law at the half-white house?

Sunday, September 28, 2014

Obama Says U.S. Underestimated the Rise of ISIS

President Obama says that the United States also erred in its assessment of the Iraqi military.

He added that we made some big mistakes concerning the  Gaza invasion of Israel, Russia's genocide in the Ukraine and not buying Alibaba stock at its lowest price.

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Obama, at U.N., Urges Allies to Join Fight Against ISIS

China pledges to send ISIS ten month old orders of moo shoo pork, France promises gallons of fat filled sauce over rotten beef and Russia advises U.S. to fuck off.

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Obama, After Air Attacks in Syria, Says U.S. Will 'Take the Fight' to ISIS

note to ISIS:

if you decide to "take the fight" to the USA, please take it to the half-White House and leave the rest of us alone.

Obama Isn't Finished Yet

Erik Carter
 from the NYTimes:
The final years of his second term could still be great ones, as they were for Reagan and Clinton. 

Sales of  heroin, beer and booze skyrocket .

Monday, September 22, 2014

Despite Airstrikes, ISIS Appears to Hold Its Ground in Iraq

After six weeks of Western air support, Iraqi forces have scarcely budged Islamic State fighters from their hold on more than a quarter of the country.

In desperation, Obama and congress call for american suburbanites to gather up thousands of moles  and send them to Iraqi forces so they can begin an attack from below instead of above. Wait six weeks and they'll get back to you.

Alibaba steals 25 billion: Forty Thieves threaten counter suit

Alibaba boosts IPO to world record $25bn
Alibaba secures its place as the world’s largest-ever stock market flotation, exercising an option to increase the deal size by 15%. Forty Thieves apply lighter than air reasoning to float higher, pay less and earn(?) more.