Shaken by the gay community’s reaction to the recent firing
of a gay worker, the Romney campaign announced the appointment of a special
agent in charge of Life Style Choices. The appointee is a transvestite, HIV positive,
transgender person legally married to a lesbian and a former director of
Affirmative Action Office of Consumer Affairs.
“This campaign will be a friend to all Americans, no matter
their choice of lifestyles , sex or profession, so long as they believe as we
do in the free market under the control of our rich people” said Romney campaign
spokesperson.
Romney immediately saw a rise of seven points in his
popularity among transvestite, Hiv positive, transgender and legally married to
lesbian Americans.
Not to be outdone, the Obama campaign was preparing an announcement
that they would be hiring a Drag Queen Female Impersonator as director of their
entertainment department. “Our campaign
is prepared to bend over, backwards or forwards, to please every conceivable
sector of our electorate. We will bow to no one or everyone, depending on financial
contributions, in our desire to please every segment of the people, no matter
how it wishes to be pleased “ said the campaign’s Director of Double Entendres ,
former hairdresser and football star Miss Toughie McThing.
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