Monday, September 22, 2014

Despite Airstrikes, ISIS Appears to Hold Its Ground in Iraq

After six weeks of Western air support, Iraqi forces have scarcely budged Islamic State fighters from their hold on more than a quarter of the country.

In desperation, Obama and congress call for american suburbanites to gather up thousands of moles  and send them to Iraqi forces so they can begin an attack from below instead of above. Wait six weeks and they'll get back to you.

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