"I had a dream yesterday through Jungian analysis. I dreamt that Hillary Clinton and Rachel Maddow pinned me down and took advantage of me. I don't know where; I don't know how; I don't know when. I don't have any corroborating evidence but I promise you it happened. And you have to believe me because I am a Lebanese Jew who is a war refugee. How could you not believe me? I must be telling the truth."
-----Gad Saad, "My Thoughts on the Brett Kavanaugh Ordeal" (The SAAD Truth_731)