Legalienate's Fair and Balanced Presidential Debate Results - Exclusive!

 How did the debate make you feel?

25 % . . .. "I puked for hours."

25 % . .. . "It left a vein standing out on my forehead you could tow a jeep with."

25 % . . . . "I was happier when I had an electric drill bearing down on my exposed molar."

25 %. . ..  "I shot the pollster."

• Legalienation News Bureau
• September 30, 2020