Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Mafia Hired To Finish Afghan Work

 Headline from  the nytimes:

Targeted Killing Is New U.S. Focus in Afghanistan

The Obama administration is starting to count more heavily
on hunting down insurgents and less on winning over
civilians.

It will employ the Mafia to carry out the task.

"We have far more experience at whacking individuals, while the U.S.  is better at bombing, invading and killing thousands" said   Vito Gavoona, Mafia Minister of Foreign Policy. "And we like Obama. His name sounds italian."

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