Iran still not satisfying the USA in guaranteeing Israeli security by promising to never ever ever ever create nuclear balance in the middle east by coming up with a nuke to counter Israel’s several hundred.
Convicted rapists refuse to honor USA request that they lecture on morals on college campuses and at military academies.
Washington warheads and other congressional chicken hawks unite in expressed outrage at another member of the military who thinks and expresses criticism for his country’s crimes against other nations: demand severe punishment for his individual courage shown in matter of war instead of practicing patriotic duty to kill and go shopping and shut the fuck up about anything else.
Congressional employees of corporate capital sign new law to bring in more cheap foreign labor than ever before by using airliners, boats, trains, autos and matter transformers to bring new workers in from Africa and Asia as well as potential new life forms found in outer space. Business Council praises new law, sadly accuses complaining displaced workers and newly crowded communities of racism, and cries, hysterically, all the way to the bank.
New generation of American “pet parents” vow to breast-feed their dog and cat families in protest against animal hair found in pet food.
AIPAC sponsors kiss-and-make-up meeting of Obama and Netanyahu at White House, but later protests that the president’s kiss was not as soulful as the Israeli’s and charges anti-semitism, holocaust denial and accuses Obama of planning annihilation of all jewish people not already employed by the administration. Rahm Emanuel leaves country.