Toilet instructions for armed police at US Capitol
The officers involved have been disciplined. One gun was found by a child.
"We are now providing additional training on what to do when you have to go to the bathroom," Capitol Police Chief Kim C Dine told Congress.
Among the lessons for officers needing toilet training:
do not point gun at genitals while urinating
make sure no tell tale drippings remain on your pants
only use toilet paper to blow your nose before, not after wiping
wash hands before leaving
resume menacing patrol stance, glare at potential perps, and try not to look like a fucking asshole