Saturday, March 28, 2015

Woman Initiates Gender Bias Suit Against Mafia

Gelcimina Carmela Rubinstein, long time adminstrative assistant to Mafia Don Carlo Vincenzi McBerger, is suing the crime cartel for gender bias. "They never allowed me to move up in the organization, always making coffee, ordering pizza and phoning funeral parlors. If women can advance on Wall Street, in Venture Capital and other criminal activities, why should we remain locked out of management positions in real, all american criminal endeavors like the Mafia?"

 Constitutional scholars, legal academics and other professional and student shysters promised to watch this case closely.

3 comments:

Nutmeg said...

You go, girl!

Michael Santomauro said...

Frank Scott you amaze me.

Michael Smith said...

In a related development, the NAACP has filed suit against the KKK, citing massive racial bias in its hiring policies going back to the Civil War. "Not a single black member in a century-and-a-half," complained ACLU attorney Vera Green. "I don't see how anyone can say that's not discrimination."