"I got nothing against the feminists. I happen to agree with most of the feminist philosophy I have read. I agree, for instance, that for the most part men are vain, ignorant, greedy, brutal assholes who have just about ruined this planet because they're afraid someone might have a bigger dick out there somewhere. Men are basically insecure about the size of their dicks, and so they go to war over it. You don't have to be a political scientist or a history major to see the bigger dick foreign policy theory at work. It goes something like this: What? They have bigger dicks? Bomb them! And of course the bombs, the bullets, and the rockets are all shaped like dicks."
-------------- George Carlin
Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-olt6SDRpY
