Things Fake News Won’t Dare Tell You
All accusers of Harvey Weinstein are anti-semitic, holocaust
denying, jew hating criminals.
Shocking investigation of Trump links to Putin reveals
shocking news that Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton shockingly employed Russian
hackers to shockingly defeat Hillary.
New survey reveals that people who scratch their butts and
pick their noses with the same unwashed finger are more likely to vote for
lesser evils and teach economics at graduate schools.
Neo-Fascist White Supremacist Racist Psych-Support group
formed for all media stars, starlets and wannabes not sexually compromised by
Weinstein, Cosby, O’Reilly and others. Called “You Are Attractive and Gifted,
Too!” the group offers its services only to registered voters.
Washington insiders make astounding discovery that just as
pimps deal in dollars for sex, political pimps deal in dollars for democracy.
Supreme Court rules that marriage between neo-cons and
neo-libs of opposite, same or neither sex is not only constitutionally
protected but an absolute necessity in preserving global capitalism, private
profits, the free market and all else that we hold sacred.
Person of no color elected president of new Republica of
Democratica asks to be identified as “shim” and is proud to be first Albino of
gender-fluid unknown parents to achieve high office on a platform of free pet
food, book burning, meat eating and politely conducted wars.
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