From The Garlic? Nope..The NYTimes..then, the Garlic

from the nytimes:

Hillary Clinton Gives U.F.O. Buffs Hope She Will Open the X-Files

Space enthusiasts are captivated by Mrs. Clinton's interest in discussing extraterrestrials and her pledge to declassify government files on Area 51.

from the garlic:

Many of these enthusiasts, along with some 911 truthers, have long believed that Bill Clinton kept  several of his women at Area 51 hoping that the Top Secret nature of the facility would help keep his adventures equally secret. They had long theorized that his threat to send Monica Lewinsky there played a role in her telling her story to a White House source. This has also led to speculation that Donald Trump would ask her to be his running mate on the Republican ticket but Trump campaign aides have said he seems more interested in having El Chapo on the ticket in order to gain some of the latino votes he lost with his infamous quote about all latinos being rapists, murderers, child abusers and wife beaters, after Muslim immigrants were through raping, murdering, abusing and beating those same respective sub-identity groups. 

The space enthusiast, truther, demublican, republicrat, transpecies and unemployed third generation multi-colored american voters caucus has asked the United Nations, the World Bank and People for the Equitable Treatment of Animals  to investigate the potential of extra-terrestrial infiltration of congress, the white house and the national rifle association as possible causes of the recent  out break of rabies , deng fever and anti-semitism among primary voters, binge tv watchers and clients of Alan Dershowitz.