A continuing and possibly unending series:
Americans who tolerate spending more than 600 billion
dollars on war and 60 billion dollars on pets while half a million people are
homeless have been found guilty of Hate Crimes by an international committee of
better educated, higher income, morally superior and much smarter global
residents.
The national committee for IISS – Intellectuality In Social
Sewers - has found all Americans who allow the incredibly large inequality gap
between the richest fraction of one percent of the population and the other 99+
percent guilty of really, really, really stupid Hate Crimes.
Americans who know that President Trump is a misogynist and
have done nothing to rescue his poor wife and daughters from their dreadful lives
of terroristic brutality have been found guilty of sexist Hate Crimes committed
against all women too dumb to know they are married to and fathered by
misogynists.
American entrepreneurs who have not profited from the Hate
Trump movement by producing hats, bumper stickers, placards, t-shirts, buttons
and especially earned interest through commercial fund raising for non-profit
NGOs in opposition to his invention of capitalism, war, slavery, famine, tooth
decay and ingrown toenails have been found guilty of anti-marketing Hate Crimes
by the Better Business Bureau of Albania
American individuals and businesses which have not hired an
immigrant worker at lower wages than they would have had to pay a native born
worker have been charged with Racist Hate Crimes, a more serious offense than
simple Hate Crimes since Caesar Chavez became the original criminal so
identified when he not only criticized immigrant workers whose cheaper labor
threatened his native born union members but referred to them as “wetbacks”.
All American residents of homeless encampments/tent cities
have been charged with Hate Crimes for not having toilet facilities for all
non-gender-specific homeless people to use - and no excuses accepted about
nobody else having such facilities - by the committee on creating gender choice
equality even before housing, jobs and education because let’s face it, what
good are housing, jobs or an education if you can’t use the toilet of your
choice?
America accused of Hate Crimes against Palestinians, Iraqis,
Libyans, Yemenis, Syrians, Muslims, the Islamic world and the thinking people
minority of the west, by committee to create global toilets to be shared by all
faiths. Committee calls for investigation and urges charges of treason, impeachment,
and denial of toilet use for all guilty American politicians and their flunkies,
considering the high place in their consciousness of facilities for excrement
and urine release which only recently became socially significant gathering
places.
Guilt ridden professional upper middle class “white”
Americans charged with Racist Hate Crimes for labeling those with less as
enjoying “white privilege” despite no evidence that there is a “white” race any
different from the human race and in complete denial of political economic
privileges enjoyed by all “ people
of color* ” with money.
*Except for Albinos who may have money but have no color.
.
No comments:
Post a Comment