Tuesday, February 4, 2020

Iowa Dems Given Wrong App!

Thinking they were getting fitbits to know how far they’d walked, party faithful were instead equipped with Nit-Wit, the new app which tells you how many times a day you’ve been a complete asshole.

Investigation is ongoing to see if the mistake can be blamed on Trump or Putin but news that international brain eating zombies plan to go on a crash diet by joining the Democratic Party National Committee has gone viral with 250 billion hits in the last twelve seconds.

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