Ripley Entertainment's publishing and broadcasting divisions have rejected news of Washington's recent "SignalGate" scandal as a "wildly implausible" Trumpian scam.
A spokesperson for the company reacted to news of the scandal with open incredulity: "You want us to believe that Jeffrey Goldberg, former Israeli "Defense" Forces prison guard/Zionist fanatic/paid propagandist, otherwise known as a reporter, was included in an unsecured U.S. national security state GroupChat discussing U.S. war plans with Yemen, specifically a plot to massacre civilians by blowing up an apartment building, which was subsequently carried out, this in revenge for the only effective solidarity with Palestinians visible anywhere on the world scene during what the highest international legal authorities consider an ongoing genocide, and the scandal is that AMERICAN LIVES WERE PUT AT RISK, a great outrage, since Washington's heroic mass murderers are obviously entitled to carry out their civilian massacres in perfect comfort and safety.
"We specialize in the weird and bizarre," said the Ripley spokesperson, but there's got to be a limit.
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