Thursday, March 12, 2026

Operation Epic Folly

"If America attacks . . . Iranians will unite, forgetting their differences with their government, and they will fiercely and tenaciously defend their country."

-----Shirin Ebadi, Iran's 2003 Nobel Peace Prize laureate

 

The only thing truly epic about the current U.S.-Israeli war on Iran is the chasm between the facts on the ground and the media spectacle put forth by President Trump and his fawning aides. 

Folly is the best term to capture the reality of a president who until very recently presented himself as uniquely qualified to bring peace to the world via his "Art of the Deal" genius, then turned on a dime to endlessly repeat that the U.S. would inflict maximum damage and suffering on Iran, a country he had said would be a particularly bad place to try and carry out regime change, not to mention a policy he claimed to have rejected no matter where it might be recommended, wisdom he allegedly learned from the disastrous U.S. invasion of Iraq in 2003.

After steady coaching from Benjamin Netanyahu, however, he changed his mind, becoming convinced that a quick decapitation of Iran's leadership would lead Iran's suffering masses to topple the mullahs and install an American-friendly government. He claimed that Iran's clerical regime would fall in 48 hours. 

That prediction failed so fast it didn't even allow time for a G.W. Bush style "Mission Accomplished" declaration to whet the appetite for the inevitable anti-climax of disintegration and civil war a few months later. In this as in so many other areas Trump is a prodigy, failing almost as fast as he can dream up fresh lunacies to aggravate the world with. As the Ugly American, he's way overqualified.

Since February 28 we have been treated to desperate, ever-changing, and contradictory attempts to justify the unjustifiable initiation of war, and an equally desperate, ever-changing, and contradictory attempt to define its objectives and limits, something that has proven impossible for an administration that was counting on ending the war with a single massive blow. Hence the ever-lengthening list of childish improvisations: "bring the Iranians back to the negotiating table," "obliterate the Iran nuclear program," "liberate the people," "strike a deal Venezuelan style," "complete regime change," etc. etc. None of it has anything to do with reality.

For Trump and his henchmen, where reality is not merely tinged with fantasy but subsumed by it, "nothing is impossible" is a necessary watchword. For them, thoughtlessness is a virtue, as shown by Trump's nonchalance in admitting that they hadn't found a replacement yet for the murdered Iranian head of state because the U.S.-Israeli attacks were so successful that all the potential replacements had also been killed. No need for woke nonsense like knowing what you're doing.

With gas prices soaring and Americans already coming home in body bags, an obviously desperate Trump yearns to declare victory and withdraw, but he cannot do so, because the Iranian government is still very much in place. Lacking an exit strategy, his war doctrine is "flexible," by necessity, since he has no idea how he fell into the current trap, let alone how to get out of it. Ever the narcissist, however, he gives himself an "A" for effort, assessing the initial phase of the U.S. war as a 15 on a scale of 10.  

In other words, we're watching another reality TV episode, full of kitsch and cliches, with Pete Hegseth comparing the mass killing to a football game. Iranian leaders knew the first few "plays," said the war secretary, because they had been scripted before the war started, but once the "game" was underway they didn't "know what plays to call, let alone how to get in the huddle." Filled with adolescent pride at unleashing massive waves of lethality, he claimed the U.S. was "fighting to win," even as Trump showed eagerness to negotiate a way out, an option that Teheran flatly rejected.

Badly conceived, sloppily improvised, and based on the repetition of past errors and disasters, the Trump and Bibi war moves from tragedy to farce and back again, only this time on a vaster scale and with potentially far graver consequences. 

It's difficult to recall a greater folly. 

 

Sources:

Shirin Ebadi quoted from David Barsamian (with Noam Chomsky, Ervand Abrahamian, Nahid Mozaffari), Targeting Iran, (City Lights, 2007)

Maciek Wisniewski, "Operation Epic Farce," La Jornada (Spanish), March 7, 2026



 

 

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