Friday, October 3, 2014

Sports Bulletin From The Garlic

In a move to counter the terrible image the NFL has acquired through stories of abuse, the league has changed the name of its Washington franchise, formerly known as the Redskins. A PR Spokesperson said the team would now be called the Washington Racist Bastards, shortened to the RBs for mass media commentators, product creators and the government community, which might find “racist” too highly charged a word.

Advertisers for Arbys have agreed to the name change in exchange for being allowed exclusive rights to sell their semi-meat products  at the Washington ballpark.

The team's stock went up three points on the market as this news broke but then dropped five points when one of the Racist Bastards special teams players was accused of having sex with his first wife’s second child.

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